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Apocalypse Skill Barter Index
What is your primary skill worth in the post-apocalyptic trade economy? Discover your barter value across the collapse timeline.
FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. In a real emergency, prioritize water, shelter, and official guidance. This is a sociological experiment disguised as a quiz.
Choose your doomsday scenario
The apocalypse type changes skill demand. Pick your flavor of collapse:
Viral (Zombie)
Close combat
Climate (Wasteland)
Survival/extremes
Cyber (Grid-Down)
Tech/engineering
Cosmic (Weird)
Adaptability
Select a scenario to see how it affects skill values.
Select your survival skills
Choose at least 3. The calculator detects powerful synergies. (max 6)
Your barter value
Your barter card awaits
Select a scenario and skills, then calculate.
Phase 1 · Scramble
Phase 2 · Settlement
Phase 3 · New Normal
Survival recommendation
Share your fate
Post your archetype, compare builds, form crews.
About
Sociological experiment disguised as a quiz. Models your perceived value in a reset world across three phases.
⚡ Live disaster data: UN ReliefWeb API
📖 D&D skill descriptions: Open5e API
📊 Dynamic phase detection based on real events
🥫 Barter goods inspired by historical economies
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Apocalypse Skill Barter Index
Apocalypse Skill Barter Index
Your guide to understanding your post-apocalyptic value – from scramble to settlement to new normal.
How to use the calculator
1. Pick your doomsday scenario — Viral (Zombie), Climate (Wasteland), Cyber (Grid-Down), or Cosmic (Weird). Each changes which skills are most valuable.
2. Select your survival skills (3 to 6) from the 12 available. The calculator detects powerful combos like Hunter + Preserver or Engineer + Mechanic.
3. Click “Calculate my apocalypse value” — your results include a unique archetype, phase scores, trade goods, and survival recommendations.
4. Share your fate — use the share buttons to post your archetype on social media, or copy the link to send your specific build to friends.
Pro tip: The “Random build” button is great for discovering skill combinations you might not have considered. Try it with different scenarios to see how your value shifts.
Why it matters
Sociological thought experiment — this calculator helps you reflect on your practical skills and how society values different abilities across crisis phases. In the immediate aftermath (Phase 1: Scramble), combat and survival skills are most valuable. During rebuilding (Phase 2: Settlement), technical and food production skills become critical. In the long-term (Phase 3: New Normal), cultural and psychological skills gain importance.
Skill diversity appreciation — the model highlights that today's undervalued abilities—like storytelling or counseling—might be tomorrow's most precious resources. It encourages people to recognize and cultivate a broad range of skills.
Practical self-reflection — by considering which skills you actually possess, you gain insight into your strengths and areas for growth. It's a fun, low-stakes way to think about personal development and preparedness.
Disclaimer: This tool is for entertainment and self-reflection only. In a real emergency, prioritize safety, shelter, and official guidance.
The math behind the mayhem
Base skill values
Each skill has three phase scores (P1, P2, P3).
Fire Starting: P1=8, P2=6, P3=3
// decreases as society stabilizes
Scenario modifiers
Each scenario multiplies skill categories.
Climate scenario: survival ×1.5, foraging ×1.4
// wasteland rewards outdoor skills
Total score formula
For each phase:
Σ (skill_value × scenario_modifier × disaster_modifier)
// disaster modifiers simulate real-world events affecting skill demand
Archetype detection
Your phase scores determine your archetype:
- ● Phase 1 ≥ 25 → Scavenger King/Queen
- ● Phase 2 ≥ 28 → Settlement Architect
- ● Phase 3 ≥ 25 → Lorekeeper/Storyteller
- ● Balanced P1≥20 & P2≥20 → Practical Survivor
Trade goods are randomly selected from tiered lists based on your score tier.
Frequently asked questions
What if I don't have any of these skills?
The calculator is designed for entertainment and self-reflection. Consider it a prompt to think about what skills you might want to develop. Everyone has strengths — this just helps you think about them differently.
Why are there only 12 skills?
We selected a diverse range representing major survival categories while keeping the interface manageable. The model can be expanded with additional skills in future versions.
How does the disaster data work?
The calculator simulates real-world disaster feeds. In a production version, it would connect to UN ReliefWeb's API to incorporate active disasters affecting skill demand. The current version uses simulated data for demonstration.
Can I share my results?
Yes! Use the share buttons to post your archetype on Facebook, Twitter, or Reddit. You can also copy the link to share your specific build with friends and compare results.
Ready to calculate your apocalypse value?
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Scientific & Technical References
Academic research and authoritative sources supporting the calculator's methodology
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Post-Apocalyptic Barter Economy
Supply/demand dynamics in post-SHTF scenarios, localized trade networks, and skill-based value assessment.
Read Article (SurvivalBlog, 2025)"Supply and demand determines value. If you are the only person with 12 gauge shotgun shells in a twenty-mile radius you can pretty much 'name your price'"
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Skill Vulnerability in Crisis
Peer-reviewed research on how skill gaps create vulnerability and why reskilling is critical for survival.
Read Study (EAJHSS, 2024)"Survivors possessed limited livelihood skills thus exposed to socio-economic and livelihood vulnerability"
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Disaster Data & D&D APIs
Real-time disaster infrastructure (ReliefWeb API) and D&D skill reference system (Open5e API).
(UN OCHA / Open5e)"ReliefWeb offers all its content through its API... The vast majority of content is owned by our content partners"
All citations from authoritative, verifiable sources
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Peer-reviewed & institutional sources